| "Office Suite, Part I" | |
| I'm fighting elevator shock coming upstairs My bathroom's got a spot in the tile floor Wonder what the mailer daemon threw away An order for the Pokemon Yellow, f**king yay My stapler is an inch from where it used to be Bastard's gonna lose a hand if he crosses me Priority message from my boss's tweaks: "Change everything you've done for the past twelve weeks" The window is open not five feet away That moth's flown in and out nearly three times today The breeze blows freely through my hair, but The stapler's not moving, bastard better be prepared The door's unlocked, but the seats stay filled The monkey bars are lonely and the people stay pilled The site is taking shape for the prison yet to build And the doors are wide open, but the church stays filled I remember once upon a time as a boy, I... Goddammit, what the hell is that making that noise If the kid wants a refund, who am I to tell her no And get her mother on the email and her father on the phone Someone jacked the printer paper, where'd you put it now If you leave it where I put it, who's the f**king bastard now There's no coffee in the breakroom, where'd my network login go If you touch my f**king Dilbert doll, I'll break your f**king nose The doors stay open but the seats stay filled The lid is childproof, but the people stay pilled The price has gone up for the prison yet to build And the doors are wide open, but the church stays filled The wristband is tight where the velcro meets Yeah, carpal tunnel sucks, but I'm never on my feet If the meeting could last just five minutes more My brain would atrophy and I would melt into the floor Those hackey-sacking tech f**ks made me spill my drink Garlic bagels in the hallway, now my office stinks Don't know if I can make it through the seven hours more They can't make it to my desk before I make it to the door The door stays open but the seats stay filled The lid is childproof, but the people stay pilled The price has gone up for the prison yet to build And the doors are wide open, but the church stays filled |
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